Today’s Best In Show is brought to you by the British high street (no surprises there then). I want to know where ya’ll buy your boxers. I need some more in my life. (They can’t be boring).
Pack of three for £15, River Island. I like the US flag boxers. The UK flag is a little cheesy because I’m from the UK, and wearing Union Jack clothes is just weird. I’d feel like Geri Halliwell gone wild. I guess you can get away with boxers but a Union Jack outfit, especially where I’m from, is bordering on manic. I mean you can totally wear it on The Twelth if you like…
Food Boxers. I love these. I want them right now. Yeah, “Fancy a foot long?” is pretty tacky but I love the the wee hot dogs, burgers and chips. Unfortunately they have to be bought in a pack for £22 from River Island. (Eh, what?!) If I could just buy the chips on their own I’d be wearing them right now. Makes me want to do what Steve Martin does in Father of The Bride.
And I could dip the chips in some ketchup!
Did somebody say ketchup?
Yes, I found boxers with ketchup bottles on them. (New Look, £5.99 or 3 for 2)
Want a tattoo but can’t afford it? Just put these on and you’ll have all the tattoos you’ll ever need! (£5.99 again from New Look, 3 for 2)
Suggestions for fun boxers, please?